Yes Officer

Yes Officer, my dog is trained.

No Officer, she does not bite.

 

Yes Officer, she is good.

No Officer, she is eight.

 

Yes Officer, I run her off leash.

No Officer, she does not leave me.

 

Yes Officer, he approached us.

No Officer, she does not have rabies.

 

Yes Officer, I am straight.

No Officer, she loves me dearly.

 

Yes Officer, I was running.

No Officer, I did not touch him.

 

Yes Officer, he has a gun.

No Officer, I do not love him.

 

Yes Officer, he approached me.

Yes Officer, he touched me.

Yes Officer, I screamed.

Officer, my dog is dead, can I help you?