Non-sequitur Cereal

Breathless, darn breathless

I can't hold a thought so sticky and green

Runts be warned

I am indeed here to be mean

You chewed into this pestilence

Like it was a poison arrow!

Why, slit my wrists and call me Uncle Sam

You're making me leak bone marrow!

My job entails me to price and dice

Yet, here I am on the brim of a steaming bowl of oatmeal

And you're telling me

I should be eating cereal?!

If it wasn't for your effusive building blocks

And your cold, insidious gestures

I would be a flaming boat raft on the Mississippi

Unfortunately, the wood quickly festers

Come back at twilight

Noonway's yesterday

And you'll have your beaded apples

All that and Scrabbles

But don't expect a blind man's feast

Oh no!

This is your cancerous liver we're eating

With additional dragon seasoning