what is all means

as if it were that easy...

in the endless conformity

of every class i've ever taken

the final assignment flaps

out of the teacher's lips

like a rotting fish carcass.

"So, now that we've spent all semester

talking about [insert esoteric topic]

what does it mean to you?"

it's at this point if Jesus weren't already crucified

i'd nail him up there myself.

just to avoid the inane ritual

of trying to bring definitiveness to everything we do.

I'll tell you what [who gives a s**t] means to me:

It's starring at the a*s of the hot girl who sat in front of me,

Doodling cartoon Hitler's in the margins of my book,

Planning how to kill my liver during the upcoming weekend,

and mocking you behind your back.

i'll be expecting my A sometime next week.

If i could sum up this class in a handful of words,

You'd be out of a job buddy.