Floating Above

Funerals vs. football!

 

Floating Above

 

My Funeral was sparsely attended; b******s!

 

Damn funeral took place on a Sunday

 

Seems a heart attack can’t compete with touchdowns;

 

Excuse me for mistiming my exit!

 

There was no beer or nachos, served at my funeral

 

How could I ever compete with cheerleaders?

 

There were no ads selling needless crap on my coffin

 

As I floated above myself, I watched it all

 

The few ‘friends’ who don’t like football, I could count on one hand,

 

And all of these had an ulterior motive

 

See, I had cool stuff, and they were here to see if they got something

 

Yeah, if you could have seen me floating high above,

 

You’d have seen the old one-finger salute

 

But, of course I’m invisible; I’m going to hate this ‘dead’ s**t!