Dr. Booze; "What the Hell Were You Thinking?"

Kids, test how fricking stupid you may be!

 

Questions a P****d Off Adult Might Ask,

After Many, Many Beers

 

Kids, you might to rephrase your smart-a**, bitter answer if your parents, but usually Dad, asks one of the following questions:

                    

Question 1: “Why isn’t the fricking lawn mowed?”  Incorrect Answer: “Ah, because it’s December 22, and it’s -35 degrees out!”  Correct answer: “I’ll just put on my snow shoes, and bring sticks of dynamite to soften up the lawn!”

 

Question 2: “Has anyone seen my brand-new dress shirt?”  Incorrect answer: “You mean the one I used to wipe up the spilled food coloring?”  Correct answer, “Nope!”

 

Question 3: “Why are you so stupid?”  Incorrect answer: “Like father, like son, you drunk a**hole!”  Correct answer: “I don’t know; I’d just like to take this opportunity to apologize for being such a major disappointment!”

 

Question 4: “Have you seen my car keys?”  Incorrect answer: “Do you mean the one’s here in my pocket after you gave them to me, you drunk fricking moron?”  Correct answer: “Nope!”

 

See kids, sometimes it’s better to bulls**t  a parent, for their OWN safety!