Headless Morons!

Follows up Snapping Turtle Snaps!

Headless Morons!

 

 

A rudderless ark sails in treacherous seas,

 

Captained by a turtle caught on the freeway

 

A bigger collection of morons hasn’t been seen

 

Since, well, never!  Their only purpose is to just say “no!”

 

Otherwise, they’re just taking up space that might have been used

 

Oh, I don’t know, by non-morons!

 

Look at them; scowls on their face and hatred in their heart

 

Not only is the glass 1/2 empty to them,

 

But apparently it held acid that spilled

 

And burned away any common sense

 

They may have once had; but that I doubt very much!

 

They’re told what to say, and told what to think

 

By corporations, with money up the kazoo,

 

Who need more, more, more; the hell with the little guy!