"Thighs, Breasts, and Wings" Magazine!

Who's probably the least-likely celebrity, living or not, who would use sex to sell a product?

Thighs, Breasts, and Wings Magazine”

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“Now, see fried Chicken the way you’ve never seen it before, buffet-style, with The Cornel, both in their au-natural state!  We guaranty you’ve never seen The Coronel, quite this exposed!  It’s extra-nudity for you, with a side dish of ‘yummy’!   The Coronel, who up until now was hesitant to use his raw sexuality to sell chicken, has finally decided to bare all, wearing only a checkered tablecloth.  So ladies (primarily) it’s a heaping serving of The Cornel, hot and juicy!”

Reviews

[char]

This made me laugh because I can imagine this. Celebrites peddle the strangest products...and you sexualized KFC! Congrats! Now, I will never look at the Colonel the same way, ever again.

On an off-note, I feel as if I haven't spoken to you in a while. So, hello, Mike! Have a nice night or day, depending on whenever you read this. Continue to bring me smiles and laughter. Hugs!

-Anna

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; I'm glad to have helped make you see the see the beast inside the Coronal. Hello to you, also. I'm glad I bring you a smile!

[char]

The beast within the Colonel....ew. And you're actually funny, so I always love reading your work :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you!