Viking in Disguise

Celebrating my roots!

Viking in Disguise

 

 

My distant relatives were not so nice

 

Old Uncle Sven and Aunt Helga were nice enough,

 

I guess, but holiday’s were lacking something,

 

people used to attest to that fact

 

I don’t know, Odenmas doesn’t quite have

 

the same ring as Christmas, now does it?

 

And Halloween?  Instead of going door-to-door,

 

begging for treats, they’d go from village to village,

 

plundering; and they’d dress up all right,

 

dress up as Vikings; and when the neighbors saw them coming,

 

they’d panic, and bury the candy

 

Yes, I’m a Viking in disguise; Scandinavian half way

 

The other half is Irish, so you’d do well not to piss me off!       

Reviews

[char]

Nice! Such rich history! The end was so cool, too! :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, Anna!