Super Glue Too

Entry qualifications for 'The Super Glued Brain Club'

Super Glue Too

 

 

I’ve been asked, "What are the reasons for why

 

You feel like your brain is super glued shut?"

 

Well, I don’t know, but I’m starting a club

 

For others to join, who might be feeling the same

 

If one, more, or all of the following has ever happened

 

To you, you most likely qualify as an Expert-Level

 

Member of ‘The Super Glued Brain’ Club:

 

1.  Have you ever sat staring at the computer screen for hours,

 

And more hours, and had the thought that somehow,

 

If I just walk away, the computer will magically finish it

 

For me?  2.  Have you ever spent hours working on an idea,

 

Before realizing it’s quite possibly THE single stupidest idea

 

ANYONE has ever had, in the history of the written word?

 

3.  Ever been super-proud of a story, put it up for comments,

 

And the first comment you receive starts out, “What, were you

 

HIGH when you wrote this?” and that is the most positive

 

Part of the comment?  4.  You think up the greatest 

Scenario ever devised by man, sit down at your 

Computer to start writing, and 'nothing', its gone!

There are other reasons why

 

You might qualify for membership in the club,

 

But I’ve only included four...oh, okay, 

I couldn’t think of anymore!