"Keep Your Mouth Shut!"

Life lesson # 509!

I've got some great advice; 'keep your mouth shut!',

 

before you say something you'll come to regret

 

The more you keep flapping your face, the greater the chance

 

that something offensive will make it through

 

your stupidity defenses, and arrow towards an

 

unsuspecting person; a person who used  to consider

 

you a friend, but after you keep talking,

 

now considers you a six letter word that begins with F!

 

I'm only trying to save you from the embarrassment

 

of doing what I've perfected!