Heavy Clowns!

The birth of Clown-Metal, and you are there!

A 3-ring nightmare we are; come see the show if you dare!

 

A good time will be had by all, but better beware;

 

Bozo we aint; you'll be banging your head;

 

show's from beyond the grave, even though we aren't dead,

 

at least nobody told us if we are;

 

we think we've stumbled on something new that'll take us far,

 

a mixing of circus and evil, we're heavy clowns!

 

If you come to our show, be prepared to go down

 

not up; yes, we take our inspiration from the dark side;

 

better be prepared for one hell of a ride

 

No animals, except if you count the Minotaur

 

that comes out on stage at the end for

 

dramatic effect; of course, it's just a stagehand

 

dressed up to play the mythical beast, and

 

on your way out, be sure to buy at least one

 

of our posters, tee shirts, so you don't miss out on the fun!

Reviews

[OTownPete]

A true huckster of horror you are sir, pitch those tees with all your might and pocket the proceeds

[Michael Stevens]

So, I can put you down for one, then? Thank you!

[Marie]

Sounds like a circus I'd avoid...I don't even like real clowns...

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, you're excused from going, but you're really going to miss out!