Media, Stop Treating Me Like a Moron!

A rant against T.V. cable news!

I've noticed a very disturbing trend,

 

and that is the infantile way the media

 

sees and treats us; like the toothless 34

 

year old cousin who visits each day;

 

not very intelligent, and with about

 

a 2-minute attention span---well, I had a point

 

to make here, but Big-Top Wrestling is coming on,

 

and there's a bag of corn nuts and a half-rack

 

of cold beer with my name on it, calling out

 

to me; The Viper-Head is taking on Skullinator;

 

and I don't want to miss a second of the action;

 

so if I had a point to make with this, it's gone now!

 

I---oh, my show's about to start, so if you'll excuse me?