"Male Fred, I'm Prostitute Garvin!"

I was just bored when I wrote this, and that's all this represents, my boredom!

"Ladies, piece the action how like a would you of?

 

Hat my turn does you on?  Could how not it?

 

In pants tight red I am and; you now get a can of this action piece

 

comfort home your of the in, you with party can me

 

Perfect I'm gift the, because the gift giving I'm keeps that on

 

Graduation?  Covered got I've you

 

Night pleasure a guaranteed of!  The occasion whatever,

 

flexible am I, in ways one more than

    

Call me so; you boogie can all down night!"

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I don't think he's gong to get much business that way...

[Michael Stevens]

I was just messing around; in honor of an old Saturday Night Live sketch from the old days; I was bored, is all; and you're probably right, his business is in trouble!