Gizzard Harvest

Fake ad for a new heavy metal band!

"Hang on to your spleen, kids; presenting a brand-new bludgeoning device  direct from the nether regions of HELL, Gizzard Harvest!  12 tasty slabs of unidentified meat product; could be Lulu-Belle the Cow, could be Chester the Chicken, or, it just may be Uncle Sven in a wine sauce, cooked on stun, and forced straight into your brain.  So, find out for yourself; taste tomorrow!"

All-You-Can-Eat

Verse: 

Bone meal, here's the deal

Cannibal buffet , how does it feel

to be the human on a plate,

on the receiving end of such a sad fate?

Pre-Chorus:

We're going to pork on your dead skull

Won't stop shoveling until we're good and full

Verse:

Oh yeah, so tasty and cheap

You're staring out from the life yours used to be

Now you're the chicken in this kabob

Yeah, we're going to stir-fry your a*s, you bloated blob!

Pre-Chorus:

We're going to pork on your dead skull

Won't stop shoveling until we're good and full

Chorus:

We're having All-You-Can-Eat,

Yeah, you're just another dead meat

We know all about your being a human s**t

We just don't care; we'll rip you apart, bit by bit

Verse:

Zesty sauce, we're the boss,

Yes, we're going to cook your a*s; the ultimate cost

you're going to pay, with your breathing

Say goodbye to the life you'll soon be leaving

Pre-Chorus: 

We're going to pork on your dead skull

Won't stop shoveling until we're good and full

Chorus:

We're having All-You-Can-Eat,

Yeah, you're just another dead meat

We know all about your being a human s**t

We just don't care; we'll rip you apart, bit by bit

End

Reviews

[Marie]

I don't understand what this was all about...fast food?...cafeteria food...Meals-On-Wheels...?

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, you probably won't get it unless you are familiar with heavy metal music, and the culture around it. I'm making fun of the preconceptions out there.