The Punch Line Poem

Just the Punch Lines!

I find long jokes rather boring, so I'm

 

going straight to the punch lines

 

"So I says, why, am I coming apart?"

 

"So the clown says, no, no, only my nose is red!"

 

"So the bartender says, last beer for you! "

 

"Pal, now that's a raunchy limerick!"

 

"Hey, we don't serve your kind in here!"

 

"About 3 miles and hang a left!"

 

"Boy, are my arms tired!"

 

See?  Isn't their enjoyment better

 

when you cut out all the filler crap?

 

 

Reviews

[Jason Baptiste]

You're honest which gives dignity to your life and a lesson for me Truly appreciated Its a master class to read such truthfulness Keep awesome

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much, Jason!

[Marie]

Well yes...you don't have to pretend to laugh...
My husband told the same Halloween joke (it was the only one he knew) year after year...the punch line was something abut a "hollow weinie"...everybody expected him to tell it, and everybody laughed dutifully...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, there's nothing worse than having to fake laugh at somebody's lame joke, but we all do it!