V.C.R. Hell!

V.C.R. Hell!

A Poem by Michael Stevens
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"Read Instructions Carefully" How?

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Just bought a new V.C.R; can't wait

 

to get it hooked up; I'll just follow the directions,

 

and be watching movies within the hour!

 


Three hours later:  How can anyone  follow, let

 

alone read, this fricking thing?  This is in

 

some foreign cave writing, or something!


 

Obviously, the people who wrote this have

 

never even been  to the U.S., let alone speak

 

our language.  You need  instructions

 

for understanding the instructions!  

© 2013 Michael Stevens


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I had no trouble at all with my VCR; it was a very spimple mobel...Japanese doesn't always translate well to English, ingenious as those people are...

There are probably many people these days who don't even know what a VCR is...

Posted 12 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

12 Years Ago

Again, sorry about the late response; and you're not kidding, what with DVD's and DVR's and the lik.. read more

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Michael Stevens
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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..