Gizzard Harvest-"The Demon Hawk"

Gizzard Harvest-"The Demon Hawk"

A Story by Michael Stevens
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A song from the new Gizzard Harvest album; "The Demon Hawk"

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Gizzard Harvest

Album One Year Later

 

     "Guess who's back?  I'll give you one guess; think horny!  That's right; it's those devil-worshipping freaks, Gizzard Harvest!  Kids, they blew through every cent made off their first record, and they're anxious to cash i--err--resume bludgeoning!  They've got low bank accounts--err--high expectations of continuing what they started with their first platter-o-evil, 'Too Tanked to Rock; No Such Thing!' , with their run-away smash hit 'All-You-Can-Eat', which made it all the way up to #1,673 on the top 1,000 singles' chart!  So, without further ado, we present for your consideration, "The Demon Hawk" (lyrics copy rite 2013 by Gizzard Harvest, and the Northern Rhinoplasty Federation ":

 

"The Demon Hawk"

 

Opening Chorus:

 

Are you ready to rock?  (All together in unison) Awk, Awk, he's The Demon Hawk

 

Are you ready to roll?  Yeah, a good time is a lock

 

Verse:

 

Oh yeah, he'll peck out your eyes

 

If you start running now, you'd be very wise

 

From out of the sun, he'll dive-bomb on you

 

Yeah, burn alive, fool!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

He's coming to your town, (Whole band in unison) look out!

He's going to torch your a*s, (all in unison) without a doubt!

 

Verse:

 

Direct from Hell; direct from the flames

 

It's a losing proposition when you play his deadly game

 

Hot ball of fire, hotter than the sun

 

Demon's on fire, so you'd better run

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

Bloodthirsty carnivore, he's looking for you

 

It's already too late; there's nothing you can do

 

Chorus:

 

The Demon Hawk's looking, looking for blood

 

When he sets upon you, won't feel very good

 

His talons cause you pain, his beak pecks

 

Hanging strips of flesh, about as bad as it gets



10 minute, self-indulgent solo

 

 

Verse:

 

Flying high, hear The Demon Hawk's cries

 

He's going to peck until somebody dies

 

Yeah, you're time of breathing is through

 

But before then, here's some evil for you

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

"Awk, awk!" hear The Demon Hawk's sound

 His burning with hatred eyes look all around


Repeat Chorus:


 

Bridge:

 

(sing-along with the whole group)  

 

"Awk, Awk, Awk, Awk, Awk, Awk, Awk!"

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

 

End

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2013 Michael Stevens


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What the "H" did I just read?

Posted 12 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

12 Years Ago

Well, you read my making fun of the stereotypes about people who play heavy metal music, of which I .. read more
A. H. Pinley

12 Years Ago

I hear u brother. I was in three or four high school metal bands and yeah, the stereo was correct in.. read more
Well. If this doesn't make it to # l I'll be very surprised...

Posted 12 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

12 Years Ago

I know, right? Thank you!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..