Gizzard Harvest-"The Demon Hawk"A Story by Michael StevensA song from the new Gizzard Harvest album; "The Demon Hawk"Gizzard Harvest Album One Year Later
"Guess who's back? I'll give you one guess; think horny! That's right; it's those devil-worshipping
freaks, Gizzard Harvest! Kids, they blew
through every cent made off their first record, and they're anxious to cash
i--err--resume bludgeoning! They've got
low bank accounts--err--high expectations of continuing what they started with
their first platter-o-evil, 'Too Tanked to Rock; No Such Thing!' , with their
run-away smash hit 'All-You-Can-Eat', which made it all the way up to #1,673 on
the top 1,000 singles' chart! So,
without further ado, we present for your consideration, "The Demon Hawk"
(lyrics copy rite 2013 by Gizzard Harvest, and the Northern Rhinoplasty
Federation ":
"The Demon Hawk"
Opening Chorus:
Are you ready to rock? (All together in unison) Awk, Awk, he's The Demon Hawk
Are you ready to roll? Yeah, a
good time is a lock
Verse:
Oh yeah, he'll peck out your eyes
If you start running now, you'd be
very wise
From out of the sun, he'll
dive-bomb on you
Yeah, burn alive, fool!
Pre-Chorus:
He's coming to your town, (Whole
band in unison) look out! He's going to torch your a*s, (all
in unison) without a doubt!
Verse:
Direct from Hell; direct from the
flames
It's a losing proposition when you
play his deadly game
Hot ball of fire, hotter than the
sun
Demon's on fire, so you'd better
run
Pre-Chorus:
Bloodthirsty carnivore, he's
looking for you
It's already too late; there's
nothing you can do
Chorus:
The Demon Hawk's looking, looking
for blood
When he sets upon you, won't feel
very good
His talons cause you pain, his
beak pecks
Hanging strips of flesh, about as
bad as it gets 10 minute, self-indulgent solo
Verse:
Flying high, hear The Demon Hawk's
cries
He's going to peck until somebody
dies
Yeah, you're time of breathing is
through
But before then, here's some evil
for you
Pre-Chorus:
"Awk, awk!" hear The
Demon Hawk's sound His burning with hatred eyes look all around Repeat Chorus:
Bridge:
(sing-along with the whole group)
"Awk, Awk, Awk, Awk, Awk, Awk,
Awk!"
Repeat Chorus:
End
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