Crushing Blow; 'We're Back, and Still Crushing Dudes!'

Their latest single!

     "Get ready to be pain-pulverized by the gaping maw of the heaviest band this side of something heavy!  That's right, Crushing Blow is back to the front of the heavy rock wars, with their ode to anything anti-melodic, 'We're Back, and Still Crushing Dudes!', the first single from their new album, 'Cement Block Love (Kiss It)'  27 new songs with all the rapid-fire aggression and anti-social hatred that you kids (and loser fully-grown freaks) ought to relate to!

 

We're Back, and Still Crushing Dudes!

 

Verse:

 

Pain hammer, rammer jammer,

We've got exactly what you're looking fer

We've been away for a while, but now we're back

to slaughter you's with our 3-ton artillery attack

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

Pounding your brain like a cement block

Yeah, get ready, ready to rock

 

Verse:

 

The cold gates of Hell are burning bright

Yeah, they're cold, but they'll set you alight

Our lyrics are a lesson you'd better learn,

cause if you don't, BURN! (shouted in unison)

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

Nighty night, sleep tight,

We're coming for you, to bleed you white

 

Chorus:

 

Yeah, We're Back, and Still Crushing Dudes!

Yeah, and there aint a damn thing you can do

You try to run, you try to hide,

but our sharp weapons will rip out your insides

 

Verse:

 

We're running out of different ways

We'll skin you alive when your body we raze

So don't try to fight us, come on along,

and together we'll be so fricking strong!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

Ring the bell loudly

to the gates of Hell proudly

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

End

Reviews

[Marie]

This should make number one on the charts really fast...

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; and if I know quality, and I think I do, I think you're correct!

[A. H. Pinley]

I feel like I'm reading the insert to a Spinal Tap album. Fun lyrics!

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks A.H. I find that kind of humor hilarious; I realize that not everyone will get it, or find this funny, but that's too damn bad; I like parodying heavy metal bands, so I'm going to keep on doing it!