Dear Winifred; Oct. 24

An advice column!

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

   "Dear Winifred; I need your advice; my son has started seeing a 35 year old woman.  He's 17; I feel this is an inappropriate relationship, and have told him so.  Now he's mad at me, and I don't know what to do.  Please, tell me how to win back my son's love.  Signed, Mommy's Here!"

 

     "Dear Mommy's Here!" it sound to me like you're a bit jealous, which is sick in it's own right.  Can't you just be happy for your son?  I mean, he's obviously had to overcome your meddling belittlement; it's a wonder he's got a chick, in spite of your doing your best to keep him locked up in your dungeon of negativity.  I'd like to suggest lightening up on the poor kid; he's obviously saddled with the boat anchor that your attitude represents, dragging behind him in his quest for any type of happiness."  Winifred

Reviews

[Britt]

I'd understand this if he was 18 because then hes technically an adult and can do what he wants but since hes 17, his mom can do what she wants. its a bit creepy though lol

[Marie]

If my 17 yeard old son (which I don't have) started seeing a 35 year old woman I'd knock her teeth out.

[Michael Stevens]

Are you saying that Winifred's full of it?

[Marie]

Yes, I'd say that...

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, I'll tell her that, but watch yourself!