The Foolish Ghoul

A slope-headed ghoul!

Gary the Ghoul was sky-high,

'twas the biggest night since he had died,

Halloween; he started to rise from his new grave,

'twas a good time that he craved,

for lately all he did was lay around,

and he was feeling quite down,

but before he could rise, came a knock on the crypt door

What? he thought; are you kidding me? For

crimony's sake; who could be visiting his crypt?

He opened the coffin lid, ripped

open the crypt door, to 

find a flaming bag of poo

greeting the holes in his face; only he failed to notice it 

was a flaming bag of s**t; 

"Oh my god!" he

exclaimed, for his natural reaction took hold; see, 

for a minute, he forgot he was dead,

instinct took over; he stomped it out, and said,

"Thank goodness the fire is out, someone could get

hurt!" He then stomped back inside; went

to lay back down, but then

he suddenly remembered again

that he was on his was on his way out

to haunt people; so he gave a shout

of frustration, turned to continue

heading out, but before he could make it through

the door, he noticed an awful smell

In exasperation he yelled, "What the hell?"

He looked around the crypt and saw,

and what was left of his jaw

dropped open in disgust, for there was crap

everywhere! He went to take off his cap

to scratch his head, but felt only bone

The he shouted, "Hold the phone!"

He knew who had done it the deed

"It was that little demon seed!"

It was that little b*****d from down the street,

who had croaked just before him; he beat

his claw-like hands on the wall in frustration;

that little f****r was one dead dude! He thought of castration,

but then he remembered, 

he was already dead, he'd severed

an artery, and had bled out; no matter,

he's figure out a way to make the kid pay; sooner rather than later!

Reviews

[Marie]

Well that was certainly a nasty trick...I hope he comes up with some "ghoulish" scheme...

[Michael Stevens]

Just ghouling around!