Dear Winifred; Oct. 27

Advice column!

 

  Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

   "Dear Winifred; help!  My mother-in-law is driving me batty.  My husband still obeys her on everything, even though he is 52, and has been moved out of her house for over 30 years; and she insists on controlling every facet of his daily life.  She lives right across the street, and is constantly calling or stopping by with 'advice' on everything.  I find him still being so attached to his mother a little disturbing.  I need your advice; what should I do?  Signed, Upset a Little"

 

     "Dear Upset a Little; I feel for you, I really do.  Your husband sounds like a real puss; with a puss-ring through his nose that your mother-in-law uses to drag him around by the short hairs.  What, doesn't he have the stones to tell his mother to take a flying hump?  It sounds to me like you've got to get out of that situation, and if that means leaving Puss-Boy, so be it.  With you no longer there to help him, he'll probably let Mommy take care of him, make all his decisions for him, and change his diapers; after all, he probably still drops a load all the time!  Winifred"

Reviews

[Britt]

omg, these are funny! I'm catching up on them since I havnt been on here in a year.

[Michael Stevens]

Britt, I'm sorry I haven't replied; I'm not a stuck up b*****d! Thank you much!

[Marie]

This time I actually agree with Winifred...

[Michael Stevens]

I'm sorry about replying, I just found this today; and the fact that you and I agree with Winifred, about ANYTHING, it very troubling!

[A. H. Pinley]

This one is more fluid than the last, even though the last was really entertaining. Nice work!

[Michael Stevens]

Thank A.H.; I've changed up the last one a little; I agree it sounded a little off; hopefully, now it flows a little more smoothly!

[A. H. Pinley]

I like your Dear Winefred Series... Keep them coming...

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks A.H; and I'm having too good of a time writing them to quit now!