Dear Winifred; Oct. 29A Story by Michael Stevens Advice column! Warning; the following advice is NOT politically correct!
"Dear Winifred, I recently went on a date with "Wally"* and I must have been absent that day in high school, you know, the day that said all men are driven by their sex drive, because when his hand started finding private areas, and I told him to please stop, he turned sullen and angry. I was just looking forward to good food and good conversation, but because of his wandering hands, I got neither. How can I meet a nice guy? Signed This Side Mine, That Side Yours" *Not his actual name"
"Dear This Side Mine, That Side Yours, or Little Miss Snowstorm in Your Pants*; the following is the weather forecast for your date with 'Wally'; freezing rain, and not much else. Poor 'Wally'; can you blame the guy for expecting something more than cake for dessert? You're probably one of those trampy-looking women who dress hot, but blow cold. Sorry, but I'm with 'Wally" on this one. Winifred " *Nut-shriveler © 2013 Michael StevensReviews
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Michael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |
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