Dear Winifred; Nov. 1

Advice (NOT good!) column!

 

 Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred, I'm starting to feel anxious for the upcoming Christmas season.  See, my family doesn't exchange gifts, for various reasons, and when I see others giving and receiving gifts, it makes me a bit sad.  Our kids are getting old enough now that they're noticing that they're missing out.  I've told my husband Duderus that we should maybe rethink the whole Christmas thing, but he says that it's always been this way with his family.  I feel that our children are being punished, heck, I'm being punished; what should I do?  Signed Yule Tide, NOT!"

   

     "Dear Yule Tide, NOT!, your husband's name is really Duderus?  You've got bigger problems that exchanging gifts.  Being associated with a freak named Duderus, for starters.   I would recommend divorcing his a*s, if not for your sake, your children.   I can just imagine the hell they are dealing with as they are mercilessly ridiculed because of their father's frankly totally-embarrassing freak-name.   Then not only will you be getting away from Duderus, you'll be free to give s**t back and forth with your children, so that they can join in society's shallow pursuit of more!  Doesn't matter what it is, just more, of everything; Winifred; P.S.  Really, Duderus?"   

Reviews

[Marie]

I can't tell where Wiifred really stands on this.Christmas seems to be just one more thing she can put down...

[Michael Stevens]

Yep; bah humbug!

[loom]

I enjoyed this. It made me laugh.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much!

[A. H. Pinley]

Keep them coming and is Christmas really about gift giving? What is Christmas really about? Society has redefined Christmas as nothing more than marketing.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks A.H; I agree; hence the ending!