Dear Winifred; Nov. 4

Advice (NOT good!) column!

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct! 

     "Dear Winifred; your advice seems so helpful and compassionate; you must be a people person, and a caring one.  You must have gone to college for years to be so knowledgeable about so many topics.  I'd like to go to school, but my family is struggling.  At times, it gets very disheartening that I'll more than likely never get to further my education.  My dream in life is to help people, just like you do; signed Wishful Thinking."

 

     "Dear Wishful Thinking; is there a question in there somewhere, anywhere?  No?  Look, the only school I've been to is Hard Knocks U.  I graduated on May 5, and by the 7th, my life was circling the drain, so quit whining; if you want something, grab it by the balls.  Learning doesn't always have to come from a book, you know.  Some people aren't cut out for college, or they can't follow a concept with a flashlight and a fricking map, and you sound like one of those; take heart however, if I can do it, so can you, more than likely.  Winifred."  

Reviews

[Marie]

The best thing about Winifred's advice is that it should encourage someone not to be like her...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I agree completely; oh, I just noticed a mistake, so I'll go correct that right now!