Dear Winifred; Nov. 7

Advice (NOT good!) column!

 

Warning, advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred; I'd love to know how you feel I should handle the following situation; my parents recently bought our 12 year old son a subscription to Legs Galore Magazine, a nudie magazine, and I feel that Jeffery is much too young to be exposed (pardon the pun!) to that kind of thing.  How would you recommend I handle the situation?  I know my parents think  they're being helpful and open minded, but as his parent, I feel they're stepping well over the appropriate line; signed A Concerned Mother."

 

 

     "Dear Concerned Mother, I'm trying not to laugh at your "exposed (pardon the pun!) line;" woo, is that ever clever; I can't think of ever getting as funny a line as that, ever!   As for your problem, I think you should just sit your parents down, and explain---oh, ha ha ha; I can't focus because you funny line is just too humorous.  With wit like that, I hope you're taking your comedy act on the road so that everyone can touch you comic genius.  I'd just like to say to Jeffery; I hope you realize you're the luckiest 12 year old to have cool grandparents like yours; Winifred" 

Reviews

[Marie]

Actually I thought this column was pretty good. I like Winifred's sarcasm.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you Marie!