Dear Winifred; Nov. 8A Story by Michael StevensAdvice (NOT good!) column!
Warning, advice given is NOT politically correct! "Dear Winifred, hopefully you can
help me with some good advice on a problem I've been having with a co-worker;
she is constantly criticizing me and belittling my job performance in front of
my boss. Truth-be-told, she doesn't do a
thing, other than kiss up when the
boss is around. As soon as he leaves,
it's back to doing nothing for her. How
can I tell my boss what she's doing, without sounding petty; signed No
Knee-Pads."
"Dear No Knee-Pads, the next time she
pulls that crap, wait for your boss to leave, and knock Knee-Pad Woman on her a*s, the hell with telling him; handle it yourself; and violence is the only
thing people like her understand. Of
course, there's always the chance that you may be a puss, and abhor violence of
any kind. If you're one of those
weak-asses who believes in solving problems with law and rules, good luck with
that; if that's the way you think, what in the hell are you wasting my time
for? There's plenty of non-puss people
out there who will benefit from my advice; Winifred." © 2013 Michael Stevens |
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1 Review Added on November 8, 2013 Last Updated on November 8, 2013 AuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |

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