Dear Winifred; Nov.11

Warning; children and small adults may find this offensive!

Dear Winifred; Nov. 11

"Dear Winifred, maybe you can help me; recently, I started dating a girl who all of a sudden has turned bossy, demanding that I give up the poker night with the guys. This night has been a favorite time that I look forward to all week. I feel this is an unreasonable demand, and she's not being fair. I love her, and would do anything else she asks of me, but I feel this demand is going beyond the pale. I'm in a very difficult position; what would you advise? Sign Fold, Regrettably."

"Dear Fold, Regrettably, I can only see one thing for you to do; say 'see ya!' to little Miss Uptight. You might add, "It was fun, a diversion, that's all you meant to me. I put up with your nagging b.s. because you were okay in the sack; not great, but just okay," or at least that's my advice to you. Of course, you may be so p-whipped that you'd live like a celibate monk for a chance to drink her bathwater, I really don't know, nor do I particularly give 3 s***s! You wanted my advice, and there it is; Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

I am a small adult, but I don't find this offensive.

[Michael Stevens]

Good, no offence meant on the warning!