Dear Winifred; Nov. 12

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I need your advice; my in laws recently bought me a painting for my birthday.  The dilemma I'm facing is that I hate it, and don't want to hang it on my wall for everyone to see.  What should I do?  Signed Dilemma Boy."

 

     "Dear Dilemma Boy, that is a tough one.  You could slap the painting up every time your in laws come to visit, OR, you can take Winifred's advice, and lie like something untruthful.  Just say you were cleaning it, and accidentally grabbed the battery acid instead of water. And, after spraying some on, you quickly realized your horrible mistake. Instead of harmless water dripping down the front, the picture began to dissolve, so you had to throw it out.  Of course, you're on your own thinking up a good reason why you confused battery acid for water.  But hey, you asked my solution; Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

Maybe the container was mislabeled?

[Michael Stevens]

Sounds as good as any other reason to me!