Dear Winifred; Nov. 13

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     Dear Winifred; help my friend and me settle a bet; I say the glass is half full, while my friend claims that same glass is half empty.  What do you think?  Who'll win our friendly little wager?  Signed Conundrum."

 

 

     "Dear Conundrum; really?  This is the s**t you're going to waste my time with?  Huh, very well; I suppose it has a lot to do with whatever's in the glass; is it piss water, or non-piss water?  I mean, if it's non-piss water, you're going to hoover that tasty son of a b***h a lot more than if it's some gag-me liquid pollution; make sense?  Even with your tiny brain, you should be able to figure that out.  Kids, if you bet, you may wind up asking some stupid-a*s b.s. question like this wad.  Do you want that kids?   Winifred."

 

     

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