Dear Winifred; Nov.14

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!    

     "Dear Winifred; I'm a 32 year old male, and I've got a problem... signed  Rejected."

 

 

     "Dear Rejected (let me guess, about 3rd Grade?), sometimes, just for fun, I instruct my staff (okay, my loser cousin Bernice, as she's dumber than a bag of tree bark!) to withhold the text of a received letter so I have to guess what the hell you're whining about now.  First of all, just the little bit I can read tells me that, A.  You're honest, and B.  Dealing with all of you freaks turns my stomach, or maybe that's the 3/4 of a fifth of whiskey I had to guzzle before lighting up just to make it through your bullshit questions.  Anyway, let's see if I can guess your trouble.   You like to cross dress, but your favorite dress is dirty, because you forgot to wash it.  Or, how about this one; you...well, we could pay this game all day, but I don't feel like guessing anymore; suffice it to say whatever your problem is, it's probably inconsequential and is just a waste of space for someone with real  problems, or at least the one's that aren't as fricking stupid as yours; Winifred."    

Reviews

[Marie]

A 32 yar old male will almost always have problems with women or money...or both...

[Michael Stevens]

I used to be a 32 year old male, and I can attest to the accuracy of your comment!