Republican Playbook

I know this will offend some people, but "tough!"

• "Hey America, I dropped a quarter; do you think you could bend over and pick it up for me? Thanks!"

  There were several other sayings to hammer Democrats, and most importantly, the president, but due to our relative I.Q. levels, we think keeping it simple is best, don't you?

Reviews

[Marie]

Simple is definitely best. THe president doesn't need any more hammering...he's constantly beating himself over the head anyway...

[Michael Stevens]

I try to avoid politics in my posts, but I just couldn't stay silent!