Dear Winifred; Nov. 16

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

    "Dear Winifred; I need your advice on a family disagreement that has popped up.  My father is always inserting himself in parental matters.  It's like the other day when my parents were visiting for dinner, and "Chester" excused himself from the dinner table, and announced he was going out with friends.  My father asked him where he was going, and why.  I feel this is a direct questioning of my parenting skills, and have mentioned this to him.  He claims I'm overreacting, and he's doing nothing of the kind.  Do you have any advice on what I should do?  Signed Feeling Resentful."

 

 

 

     "Dear Feeling Resentful, your father sounds like a real throbbing tool.  You need to tell that old man to shut his pie hole, or you'll shut it for him.  This reminds me of my own father, not because he does the same, but because he's a throbbing tool also, for a different reason.  His toolege comes from the fact he refused to loan me his car back in high school, before I dropped out to go to work harvesting tobacco, saying I was "too irresponsible."  I know, that was a few years ago, but if there's one thing (that's a figure of speech; I'm good at several things!) old Winifred never  forgets it's someone telling me 'no!', for any reason; so believe me, I know what having a complete knob for a father is like; Winifred." 

Reviews

[Marie]

Winifred actually had a father? I thought she was hatched from some reptile egg...

[Michael Stevens]

Ha; you may be correct!