Dear Winifred; Nov. 17

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred; this is your father; I don't know why you attacked me in your last column.  The wound from your unprovoked, uncalled for, and frankly ignorant reply to Feeling Resentful yesterday left me feeling desolate.  Why you would hang onto the resentment from such an unimportant incident that happened so long ago, one that I don't even remember, is beyond my ability to understand; signed Hurt."

 

 

     "Dear Hurt, did I hurt your feelings?  Oh, that's too fricking bad!  You were a loser-father while I was growing up, and obviously you're still  a loser.  My father-in-law, the owner of the paper my column appears; this paper, for a charter member of the Moron's Club, is a bothersome dick, sure, but at least he's smart enough not to piss me off by sending me moronic letters, unlike you; Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

I'm surprised Winifred's father hasn't disowned her long ago...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, she's something else; exactly what is another question!