Dear Winifred;Nov. 20

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning, advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, my new step-father embarrasses me to no end. He dresses like a clown when the family goes out anywhere in public; and shouts/speaks the most offensive, inappropriate 'jokes' loudly, whenever we're in a crowd. How can I tell Mom how I feel without hurting her feelings? Signed Looking for a Place to hide."

"Dear Looking for a Place to Hide, here's one for you; "Who's anal-retentive, and b*****s about the most pathetic 'problems' ever seen in print?" I'll wait while you try to figure it out. Winifred. PS; I don't have all day, there's plenty of other in-breeders who need massive amounts of Winifred injected straight to their pea-brains!"

© 2013 Michael Stevens

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Marie

Winifred should be turned loose on this guy's stepfather...

Posted 12 Years Ago

12 Years Ago

Yeah, I agree; would serve the guy right!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..