Dear Winifred; Nov. 23

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred, I've got a problem, My best friend is hitting on my husband.  He claims I'm seeing things that aren't there, but you tell me if I'm imagining things; she rubs up against him and says things like, "My, so big and strong!"  She 'trips', and falls into his lap when he's sitting in his chair, and there's plenty more incidents to choose from.  I've mentioned this to "Kelli", but she just calls me a freak and walks away.  What should I do?  Signed Hurt Feelings Wife."

 

 

     'Dear Hurt Feelings Wife, let me guess, you wear pajamas with feet that cover your entire body like Tibetan monk women would wear.  You insist that the lights are off before getting into bed.  Your idea of a hot night is a game of Parcheesi with the heater on.  If you want my advice; I feel sorry for your husband, as he's probably married to The Ice-Cave Woman of the Himalayas.  Unclench a little, and I'm sure your marriage will at least approach something halfway normal.  Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

Yeah, I know how great Winifred's marriage is.

[Michael Stevens]

Ssssshhh; look, you know it, I know it, and...oh heck, EVERYBODY knows it, so you're right!