Dear Winifred; Nov. 29

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

     "Dear Winifred, the weather is absolutely gorgeous here.  For a late fall day, it's spectacular!   Why, it always makes me feel just great. In fact, I---"

 

 

     "Dear Gorgeous Spectacular, I'm glad you're enjoying the weather, but it's the usual bullshit here, so it's hard for me to relate.  I had to cut you off because the old Sap Meter is redlining with your pointless rambling letter, and I don't particularly give a flying s**t what your particular problem is, if indeed you ever had one. There's other people that are completely messed up who need my advice a lot more than you, Mr. or Mrs. Happy Sunshine, so if you don't mind, or even if you do, I'm moving on to them.  Winifred."  

Reviews

[Marie]

Nobody needs Winifred's advice.

I'm sure she can make any day a gloomy one; turn sunshine into drizzle.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, with her attitude, she's a human rain maker!