Dear Winifred; Nov. 30

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred, maybe you can help settle a family disagreement; with college football bowl season fast approaching, it's my favorite time of the year.  There's just one problem; my wife hates football.  She claims I need to turn off the T.V. and help her around the house.  I feel she's being unreasonable.  I'd love to know what you think?  Signed My Football Widow's Trouble."

 

 

     "Dear My Football Widow's Trouble, can't your wife walk around the house by herself?  I mean, that must be one fricking humongous house if she can't walk around it by herself!  No, personally I hate any sport, not only football, so I'll be going with your poor wife's side.  I know that's not what you wanted to hear, but hunny, that's tough, chewy s**t for you, isn't it?  Winifred."   

Reviews

[Marie]

I've been a football widow, and I've been a hockey widow, but one thing I've never needed is help around the house. A husband who's sitting on the couch and watchng T.V. is a husband who's not getting in the way.

[Michael Stevens]

Touche! That way, you avoid having to write to Winifred, for anything!