Dear Winifred; Dec. 2

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred; I hope you can help me; it's my anniversary next week and I'm flat broke.  I love my wife, and I was thinking of writing her a personal letter; telling her how much she means to me.  I wish I could afford something nice for her, but I just can't.  I'm hoping she'll understand.  What do you think of my idea?  Signed Poor But Still in Love."

 

 

    "Dear Poor But Still in Love, that is, hands down, the worst  idea I've heard in quite some time; I mean, why don't you just whittle her something roughly in the shape of a heart out of a fricking dead branch in your yard?  That's free too you know.  Let's think about this; a diamond pendant, or a sheet of paper with you giving lip service to the fact you 'still love her.'  Mmm?  Give me a break, no contest; pendant wins, in The Show Her Love 500 the pennant's already across the finish line, while sheet of paper appears to have, yes, burst into flame on the first lap!  Winifred." 

Reviews

[Marie]

I wouldn't know how to answer this one. Winifred is right; the letter is a bad idea, but obviously he can't buy his wife a diamond pendent...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, it's a tough one, but not according to Winifred!