Dear Winifred; Dec. 3

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred, I need your advice; I...."

 

 

     "Dear  Unknown Whiner/B*****d, I stopped reading after six words, as I really don't give a s**t what  your petty little "problem" is.  No, this is aimed right at my boss's crotch.  "When do I get a day off?"  Day after day I sit here giving out 'advice' to pathetic losers who can't figure s**t out for themselves.  I guess they're too moronic and are too busy playing pocket pool to pay any attention to 'how the real world works'.  I never get a day off, and vacation?  Ha, forget about it.  You don't have any idea what constantly trying to baby talk a full grown man with a Grizzly Adams beard, or a despondent housewife with a Grizzly Adams beard is like.  Hitting the bottle no longer helps; I WANT some time off, do you understand?  CAN you understand?  Winifred."

Reviews

[A. H. Pinley]

Sounds like Winifred needs to write herself. Dear me,

[Michael Stevens]

She'd probably tell herself off, too!

[A. H. Pinley]

That would b good to c

[Michael Stevens]

I can't think of a way to do it, except posting her private diary comments ever once it a while. Tomorrow's posting will have some of that; although once again, it's suspend your disbelief time!

[Michael Stevens]

Add a Y to ever, if you would!

[Marie]

I think WInifred should be given time off permanently.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, she probably should, but I can guarantee she won't!