Dear Winifred; Dec.4

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred; this is your boss, remember, your father in law?  I understand you're not happy?  By all means, don't let the fact I can fire you at any time stop you from saying what you really feel.  If you're unhappy here, there's the door.  Just don't let it hit you on your saggy, wrinkled a*s on the way out, and oh yeah, don't come back.  Signed Overlord."

 

 

     "Dear Overlord, whatever gave you the idea I was unhappy?  Nothing could be farther from the truth.  I love it here.  Winifred."

 

     "Dear Winifred, I'm so glad you are happy here.  You know what special job I save for my happiest employee, and today that's you, cleaning the toilet bowl in the men's bathroom; now, you'd best get to it.  Overlord."

 

     "Dear Overlord, can you excuse me for a second?"

 

     "Dear diary, I wish for my father in law, that insufferable b*****d, to trip and fall headfirst into some broken glass.  If he fails to trip, I'll be more than happy to punch him in the kidneys and help him trip; well, to be honest, it would be more like a shove than help."

 

     "Dear Overlord, I just wanted to grab my plunger, because I know how messy guys can be.  Winifred"   

Reviews

[A. H. Pinley]

This is a great way to keep this piece fresh...

[Marie]

I wonder if WInifred will publish her diary someday...?

That would be interesting...

[Michael Stevens]

Well, you're about to find out, in a few days. I hope it works!

[Michael Stevens]

I should say, bits and pieces of it.