Dear Winifred; Dec. 8

Advice (NOT good) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, maybe you can help me; my son is being bullied verbally at his school.  He often comes home crying and locks himself in his bedroom.  It breaks my heart to see him so upset.  I've talked to the school, and they promise to look into it, but nothing ever changes.  I don't know what I should do.  I'd love your advice; signed Up in Arms."

 

 

     "Dear Up in Arms, here's what I would do; I'd follow my son to school, and wait for the coward/bullying to start, walk out from behind the lockers and KICK A*S!  And after being released from prison, I'd sit my son down and explain they're only doing it because they're little moronic b******s who only feel safe in a group of other little moronic b******s.  And I'd have a nice talk with the principal of my son's school, and politely explain that if the bullying doesn't stop, he or she'd better stay awake around the clock, because one day, they'll look into the shadows, and there you'll be with a big-a*s aluminum bat in your hands.  Winifred."  

Reviews

[Marie]

Physical violence will not work. This boy needs to take lessons from Winifred on how to tear people apart verballty...

[Michael Stevens]

Agreed; "Dear Winifred, how do you injure someone without leaving any marks?"