Dear Winifred; Dec. 12

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I always get depressed around the holidays.  I don't know what it is, but I start to get the blues around Dec. 1st, and it's downhill from there.  By the time Christmas rolls around, I'm lower than low.  Any suggestions on how I can beat the holiday blahs?  Signed Blue Christmas."

 

 

     "Dear Blue Christmas, I'll tell you why you get knuckle-dragging depression; because if your family is anything like mine, God help you; I mean they're the most downer-inducing bunch of inebriated clowns, without the funny.  All they seem to give a s**t about is what presents you got them, free food, and free booze.  And, you're subjected to seeing Aunt Gabby in her skin tight Christmas sweater, that the queen of gravity has told her she definitely shouldn't wear, but does she listen?  Winifred."

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I doubt if Winifred's family likes her anymore than she likes them...

THey probably deserve each other...

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, POOR Winifred; she's really quite sensitive!