Dear Winifred; Dec. 14

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, maybe you can help settle a disagreement I'm having with my husband; he always leaves the seat up after using the toilet, and when I need to use it, I always have to put the seat down first.  I've complained about this until I'm blue in the face, but apparently to no avail, as he keeps doing it.  How can I get the message through to him? signed Almost Slip and Slide."

 

 

     "Dear Almost Slip and Slide, I'd consider yourself lucky that your husband can even hit the toilet after he's had a few, like most dudes, and doesn't wind up pissing all over.  Quit your bitching!  Winifred."

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Well, men are like that...I've had three husbands, and I know.

[Michael Stevens]

That's a lot of peeing all over!