Dear Winifred; Dec. 15

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, settle a bet between my husband and me, I say the moon Pluto is really just a large asteroid or something, and should have been dropped from the planet category, and my husband thinks Pluto got a raw deal.  What says you?  Signed Spheroid."

 

 

     "Dear Spheroid, what kind of a bullshit question is this?  I mean, strike up the band, the Spheroids are having a Snooze Party!  If this is any indication of the crap you spend your day worrying about, not to mention wasting my time with this absolute s**t question, I've just got one thing to say, 'next!'  Winifred."

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha seriously that was a beyond boring question "Spheroid" I would say next too.Funny funny.I am quickly being addicted to lady winifred although with that language i dare say "lady" is a bit reaching lol:)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and yes, to call Winifred a 'lady' is pushing it a bit!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome:)

[Marie]

I agree with Winifred. There are lots more important things to think about than Pluto..
Who was created by Disney anyway...

[Michael Stevens]

I've always thought of Pluto as a nice character too!