Dear Winifred; Dec. 16

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred, I always get lonely around the holidays.  I've got no one to give me a hug; no one to comfort me when I've got a problem; in short, no one to care about me.  I need to meet someone, but how, where?  Signed No Tinsel."

 

 

     "Dear No Tinsel, it sounds to me more like Limp Tinsel!  I'll tell you where to meet that special someone; aisle 6 of Pronger's Department Store; one aisle over from the repair kit you'll probably need when she/it ruptures after you snag your zipper on her leg, because a blow up doll is the only thing that'll be able to stand listening to your pathetic whining; I'm answering your letter as if you're a limp-wristed puss man, but either way, GROW A PAIR!  Winifred."

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Seriously I myself have a low tolerance for whiners so you should by all means tell "no tinsel" off.:)

[Michael Stevens]

What do you mean you hate whiners? What about meee? Lol!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol I shall endeavour to tolerate you as i like your work otherwise...........:)

[Michael Stevens]

Fair enough!

[Marie]

WInifred sure knows how to keep Christmas. She can warm any lonely person's heart.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, she' a prize, isn't she?