Dear Winifred; Dec. 17A Story by Michael Stevens Advice (NOT good!) column Warning;
advice given is NOT politically correct!
"Dear Winifred, maybe you can help
me; I seem to be having trouble thinking up any questions to ask you, as my
life is rich and full and I'm content. I
suddenly realized that I have nothing to ask you. I just want your readers to know that
fulfillment and happiness is possible; hang in there; all I seem to read is how
unhappy people are, and I just wanted to write that doesn't have to be the
case; decide to be happy! Signed Puppies
and Rainbows."
"Dear Puppies and Rainbows, yeah,
your life is rich and full, just like your pants! Give me a break; people such as yourself need
to be smacked right in the face; the world is a full septic tank and about the
only thing you'll be deciding is whether or not to wear hip boots to wade
through all the s**t overflowing from it.
Winifred." © 2013 Michael Stevens |
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Michael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |
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