Dear Winifred; Dec. 19

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I've got a problem I need your advice on; my friend is a vegetarian who's always making me feel guilty about enjoying a good steak.  I feel like she's always hovering around me and judging me as some sort of murderer when I eat meat.  All I want is to be left alone to eat whatever I choose without being made to feel guilty; what do you think?  Signed Lulu Bell Killer."

 

 

     "Dear Lulu Belle Killer, if you enjoy even a hot dog, tell Mrs. Bleeding Heart to mind her own business.  If she doesn't, take her out to a field with cows running around, and start up the chainsaw you bring with you, crank that b***h up, and yell, "Come here Daisy!" while revving it up over and over.  She should get the subtle hint.  If she doesn't, the hell with her; Winifred." 

 

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Why do people try to shove their beliefs down your throat.It does'nt bother me what you eat or do so I think I should be afforded this same courtesy.Way to go Winifred:)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you Vidya, and I agree!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome:)

[Marie]

Yes, I have a sister who is a vegetarian. She doesn't make a big thing about it, though any family means have to be planned with her in mind...

I halfway agree with Wnifred on this one--don't shove your beliefs in ohther people's faces...

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you Marie!