Dear Winifred; Dec. 20

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

  Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

      "Dear Winifred; I've got a complaint; my husband doesn't seem to be interested in me as a woman.  He comes home from work, eats dinner, then goes into the bedroom to watch T.V.  Needless to say, watching T.V. is not exactly the activity I was thinking of in the bedroom.  What should I do; what can I do?  Signed Alone in Spirit."

 

 

     "Dear Alone in Spirit, the answer is staring at you from your bread drawer; it's obvious; but then, your letter doesn't exactly make you sound like the most creative person; I mean really, slather yourself in peanut butter and meet him at the door with a loaf of bread, wearing nothing but a smile, and say "Dinner is ready!" Now, how hard does that sound?  You've got to get off your dead a*s and work a little to put the pizzazz back in the bedroom.  After, say, oh, about the first 50,000 times in Shagville, it gets to be like watching paint dry, so you've got to think outside the box; ha!  Winifred"

Reviews

[Cryingkate]

OMG I decided to see what else you might have up your sleeve of Poetic works... LMAO I found a Gold Mine !

Treasures galore......Dear Abby move over .....

[Michael Stevens]

Why thank you; no, not why thank you? Why, thank you!

[Cryingkate]

Never question Why? :-) Just keep em' coming please !

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol .Why is it the woman is always the one in charge of getting back the pizazz.I would love if my huband slathered himself in peanut butter(even though i dont like it all that much) and met me at the door.Men need to put some effort in the thing too.Although you have a point it is always the woman complaining because the man is quite content to let grass grow under his foot lol.I loved this:)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you kindly!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome:)

[Marie]

THat's not exactly a bad idea...

Although it's up to the husband to be a little creative as well...

[Michael Stevens]

Glad I could give some useful advice; err, Winifred, I mean!