Dear Winifred; Dec. 21

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

     "Dear Winifred, it'll soon be a new year, and I'm so excited!  It's a new beginning where I can shake off the shackles of disappointment and soar  on fresh wings!...; signed Things are looking Up."

     "Dear Things are Looking Up, so, you fancy yourself a great writer do you?  Well, far be it from old Winifred to burst your bubble, but you shouldn't quit your day job.  It's rather pathetic, really, spending hours arranging and rearranging your creativity, until it's perfect, the perfect letter so that the world sits up and takes notice of your brilliant writing talent.  I'm envisioning a person who likes to be in the spotlight, with the beams of brilliance blinding oneself, they're so bright.  See, I too can spin poetic, the way you seem to be so eager to show off.  Well, two things wrong with your thinking; one, you're nowhere near a good enough writer to hold peoples' attention, and two, your writing goes on and on, is too flowery and boring, in short, it's bullshit!  Winifred."   

Reviews

[Cryingkate]

LMBO ! OMG Your medicine cure is perfect timing !

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Vidya; sound like you must have ONE sore B!

[Cryingkate]

oh God this was 8 months ago.. I can't believe my brain could remember the original write, but I do... It was that good. I can't forget it if I tried

[Michael Stevens]

Stupid me; I just found the place where they tell you you have so many messages. I don't know why most come through Gmail, but these didn't for some reason; thank you again for saying it was good!

[Michael Stevens]

See how messed up am? I called you by someone else's name. Do you know Vidya, hell of a gal!

[Cryingkate]

Yes She is.. She is dear to my heart I call her the "Winged Lady" She is a true Gem. I don;t visit her enough. Though I wish I did.

[Michael Stevens]

She is a hell of a gal, but she's used to me giving her a bad time, so you won't tell her I said so will you?

[Marie]

Of course, WInifred herself is one of our great writers...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, and she'd tell you that!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Winifred you are very mean or very honest I have not made up my mind yet.You have created a character that you could love to hate,nice work Mr Stevens:)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; sorry about the lame comment (s) but my morning coffee is wearing of!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha being coffee addict I understand and all is forgiven.You are welcome:)