Dear Winifred; Dec. 24

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I seem to have an "It's a Wonderful Life" problem, as in I can't get enough of it.  I love old movies, and this one is my favorite.  I watched it about 8 times last year on video tape, and I watched it on T.V., and I'll probably do the same thing this year.  I'll make some hot chocolate, wrap myself in a comfortable blanket, eat cookies, and lose myself in the movie.  There's something about it's message that's comforting to me.  My father thinks I'm crazy, and maybe I am.  What do you think; do I need a straight jacket?  Signed Mr. Potter's a Bad Man."

 

 

     "Dear Mr. Potter's a Bad Man, fathers are men, therefore damn near wrong on everything, but Pops is right on in your case.  Here's what I recommend; guzzle some 151 instead of that hot chocolate. That way you'll pass out and sleep right through 'It's a Wonderful Life' and spare yourself both having to talk along with every line of dialog in the movie, and being ridiculed as a compulsive glutton for the movie.  Winifred."  

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Winifred has'nt thawed for the christmas I see.She is as icy as normal lol:)

[Michael Stevens]

The Ice Queen lives!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha i see that!!!!

[Marie]

Doesn't Winifred know that eerytime a bell rings an angel gets its wings? Or doesn't she care...?

[Michael Stevens]

Every time a bell rings, it's no an angel, just another door-to-door leach out to take money from my purse; bah humbug!